Month: February 2013
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Bringing Sexy Back To Water
Sean “Diddy” Combs and Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg have taken time out of their busy schedules of schilling overpriced vodka and movies about TV shows about “brahs being brahs man”, respectively, to join forces to tap into another market in desperate need of corporate takeover. This market concerns water, more specifically AQUAhydrate, a much more […]
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You Should Let Me Teach Your Kids
I’m really quite good. I’m not one of those “turn the lights off and make the kids watch a movie” types–unless I’m hungover… or just plain sick of looking at them. Today’s kids could learn a lot from me, such as: math, science, language arts, breaking into buildings and vehicles, learning not to take any […]
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Sony unveils the PS4… sort of
In case you missed out, Sony announced the impending arrival of the Playstation 4 game console. The press conference, which took place at 6 pm EST, showed off a few specs and capabilities while also showing off gameplay and trailers for new games such as the latest Killzone game and the sure-to-be eagerly anticipated Bungee-Activision collaboration Destiny. […]
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I Made You All A Gift From The Heart
In honor of this meaningless day (and the fact that I just love love songs), I made you a mixtape full of feelings and junk. At any rate, it features rappers like mos def, old school jams from Lisa Lisa and Earth, Wind & Fire, melodies from The Cure and Iron & Wine and much […]
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Top Moments Of Last Night’s Grammy Awards (That Didn’t Actually Happen)
I sat through enough of the Grammy’s last night to know it was just as ho-hum as it is every year. So rather than actually talking about what happened, indulge me while I say things that should’ve happened (or porribly might have happened, while I changed over to The Walking Dead). 10. LL Cool J performs […]
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A Celebration in Gif-Form of Last Night’s Big Show
Last night the 49ers and the Ravens played each other in a dramatic game that came down to the wire. In the end the Ravens prevailed, Ray Lewis retired on a high note, Joe Flacco will be the elite convo, Colin Kapernick will have his chance again and the game will be remembered was one […]
Israel Daramola 