Boston potentially combusting due to chemistry issues
Carmelo Anthony being washed
Tom Thibedeau running players into the ground before ultimately getting fired
Bad Skip Bayless Tweets
Whatever J.R. Smith does this time
someone’s gonna do something stupid on social media
Russell Westbrook fashion statements
people pretending to hate triple doubles when Russ does it
Kevin Durant reacting to criticism
ignoring Warriors games
using the Warriors as an allegory for American excess and post-Trump cynicism due to the megalomania of our technocratic silicon valley industry and the elite aristocratic upper class societies that have profited off the backs of the poor for far too long and have laid the foundation for the eventual destruction of the country as a result.
Talking yourself into Steph Curry being good again
Kardashian-Jenner NBA dating watch
Now that Harden got his MVP we can all go back to ignoring the Rockets and their unwatchable perfect basketball until he inevitably chokes in the playoffs again.
Joel Embiid shit talk
Being annoyed by Drake
Dwyane Wade washed fest/retirement tour
thicc boi Luka Doncic
Liking the Knicks ironically
Supporting the Bulls begrudgingly
Respecting the Celtics unfortunately
Markelle Fultz wellness watch
Personal Trainer snapchat
Acknowledging how terrible #NBATwitter is (the worst of the sport Twitters)
ignoring/blocking #NBATwitter
Reading too much into players being noncommittal to their teams ahead of free agency
Space Jam 2: More Jam
Taylor Rooks
memes
not watching enough games but quoting Basketball index like an expert anyways
Getting in on “Bucks to the finals” early
Giannis MVP
Anthony Davis MVP
laughing at All Star Weekend being in Charlotte
using analytics as a cover for your very obvious racialized beliefs
Aaron Gordon dunks
Victor Oladipo R&B
The rising potential of another brawl in the stands because NBA fans are assholes begging to get hit.
Russell Westbrook subtweets
I don’t know if you heard but Brad Stevens is pretty good at coaching
NBA Coach Zaddies (Ranked)
Quinn Snyder
unshaven Brett Brown
Greg Popovich
Lloyd Pierce
Dave Joerger
LeBron James
David Fizdale
Fat John Wall being a locker room cancer and showing up drunk to games after a night of partying
Donovan Mitchell backlash
Not pretending the NBA is woke
hating people who use the NBA’s fake wokeness to virtue signal
Damien Lillard begging his way back into the All-Star Game and then inevitably blowing it in the playoffs and making another trash mixtape.
Israel Daramola 
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