Sorry I’ve been staring at you awkwardly and with such intensity, it’s just that I’m in love with you.
I know we don’t know each other and you’ve never actually met me, but I know love when it hits.
I’m sorry I keep staring and examining your fingers, it’s just that I want to marry you and I need to know your ring size.
I’m sorry this is a lot and it’s way too creepy, it’s just that I want you to have my children.
Look I know this is very uncomfortable, you don’t know me and our only interaction is me staring at you on the metro train extensively, but I want to spend a couple of forevers with you.
Are you running late? I’d like to make an appointment to be your lover.
Is there anything I can do for you? I’m basically your boyfriend now.
Sorry, I don’t want to scare you away, it’s just that I can’t live without you.
That came out wrong. I don’t mean I literally cannot live without you, it’s just that I want to be around you every day for the rest of the days that I am alive.
I don’t mean to be rude or psychotic, it’s just that I need you in my life.
What are listening to? Is it R&B? I hope it’s Luther –or maybe the Isley Brothers. Sorry, I just want our song to be something special.
I don’t even know your name. I really only need the first one. I’d rather you take my last name.
I know I said I would leave you alone, it’s just that you’re my everything.
I’m sorry, I keep babbling on and on while you look terrified. This is so us.
I don’t mean to take up so much of your time, it’s just that you complete me.
I’m not trying to be forward, it’s just that I think we should grow old together.
I know this is “our first meeting”, but I would follow you to hell and back.
I’m really not trying to be this way, it’s just that I haven’t been able to get you out of my mind since I saw you a few minutes ago.
You look nice today by the way. You always look perfect. I assume at least.
I’m doing too much right now, it’s just that you’re the one that I want.
Get it? Like in Grease. That would be a super cute costume idea for us to try this Halloween, wouldn’t it.
I’m sorry, this is horrifying. It’s just that when you look at me I feel like anything is possible.
This is all a lot to take in , I know this. I’m sorry. I won’t take up anymore of your time. Just know that I love you. That’s a lot, I shouldn’t have gone that far but you do make me wanna be a better man. I’ll stop bothering you. Ok. Please Marry Me. Bye. I’m sorry. Love you like XO. Ok that was too much. Bye. Love you. Bye.